Cavalorn's Journal

'Playing D&D with Porn Stars'
It is a blog that is getting quite famus on the intertron. Here it is. It is not quite SFW of course.

This has given me the idea for a new blog - it is genius I tell you, genius![1]

'Making Porn with D&D Players'.

[1]Caution: actual level of genius may vary from that advertised

AUGH!
Want to buy the Torchwood SUV? Or David Tennant's blue shirt? How about Kylie's waitress outfit from Voyage of the Damned?

I'll just be over here thinking of Freema's leather jackets. And Billie's cosy jim-jams. ohchrist.

Haitian Relief
In case you haven't seen it already, there's a spectacular deal on RPG PDFs available in aid of Haiti Relief: about $1500 worth of PDFs for only $20. Some real gems in there too.

Details here.

And they say we Brits can't cope with the snow.
Bollocks. Also very probably NSFW.

Moments of surpassing happiness
Driving in my new car through the rural darkness.

Headlights turn the road ahead into a monochrome tunnel through history. Beyond the hedges, badgers might be hunting.

With a slight motion of my finger, I crank up the volume on the stereo and relax into the padded seats.

The voice of Alan Bennett reading The House at Pooh Corner resonates out of the half-open car window.

Homeboy done came home.

Question...
Back in your school days (assuming you went to school) was there a sort of Truce Word that you could say in order to pause whatever was going on, or opt out of it for a moment?

For example, if I were in a fight with another boy, I might say 'Hang on a sec, *truceword*' so I could take my glasses off, and then we'd go back to thumping one another. There would be no stigma or connotation of cowardice.

Did your school playground have a truce word? If so, what was it?

WAND
Among many other wonderful things, I got a wand for Christmas.

It's a very clever electronic wand that works as a universal remote. You can teach it to emulate the functions of other remotes you own.

I now adjust the volume on the TV by slowly rotating my wand, and change channels by giving a quick upward or downward flick.

I now realise I have always wanted to do this.

Current Music: the sound of how awesome I am

Doctor Who
If you've just watched the first part of the finale and had your head cabbaged, go and watch the clip of Part 2 on the BBC site and cabbage it even more.

Advertisement