adultery with texans, archemystical blackalicious saturnian thingybob,
batty's ass,
being befu's emotional hostage,
blue pubes, boning headless puppies,
brisket,
cake and sodomy, clones of jesus, eye removal with fork,
flem, humongous roaches,
lesbian ninjas,
mormon hunting, my amazingly cute daughter, my amazingly cute wife, pies of nyarlathotep, revelling in cheese, scary japanese women,
scotswomen of chinese ethnicity,
something positive, symmetrical scuffing,
the mighty gherkin,
trained attack shrews